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Celebrate retired life with a little attitude and a lot of charm. This funny retirement wooden wall sign adds personality to home offices, dens, entryways, or shelves where relaxed living takes center stage. Featuring the bold quote “I Don't Want To. I Don't Have To. You Can't Make Me. I'm Retired., it’s a lighthearted reminder to enjoy slower days and well-earned freedom. Made from solid knotty pine, each sign showcases visible knots, subtle cracks, and varied wood grain that give it a casual, rustic look many shoppers search for in rustic home décor and farmhouse-style wall art. The compact 7x7-inch size works well in small spaces, making it easy to mix into gallery walls, desks, or bookshelf displays. Designed for flexible decorating, the routed slot on the back allows for simple wall hanging, while the flat edge lets it stand freely on a shelf or tabletop. With multiple color options available, it’s easy to coordinate with existing décor or choose a standout shade for a fun retirement gift. Ideal for retirement parties, coworker send-offs, or personal spaces, this sign delivers humor without overstatement—just the way retired life should be.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Color: Grey-White/Black-White/White-Black/Purple-White/Ivory-Black/Red-White/Sage-White/Turquoise-White/Walnut-White/Blue-White
- Material: Knotty Pine Wood
- Product Dimension: 7 x 7 inches
- Funny retirement quote wall décor
- Rustic style with visible wood grain
- Routed back slot for easy hanging
- Flat edge for shelf display
- Works in office, den, or entryway
- Multiple color options available
- Great retirement or coworker gift
- As the product is made from wood, expect knots, slight color variation, cracks, and small edge dents or chips.
- Knotty Pine Wood
- Other
- Imported
SlickBlue
1940 S Bayshore Lane Miami, FL 33133
support@slickblue.com
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