Decorative Wood Sign with Funny Wine Quote for Bar or Kitchen

Bring laughter and personality to your kitchen décor, home bar décor, or relaxed living space with this rustic wood sign featuring the humorous quote: “If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I’m missing. A playful conversation piece, it’s perfect for entertaining, casual get-togethers, or everyday smiles. Crafted from solid knotty pine wood, this sign highlights visible knots, grain patterns, color variation, and small edge marks or cracks. These details create a worn, farmhouse-inspired look that fits right in with rustic, casual, or bar-style décor. Each sign has its own appearance, adding visual interest to shelves, walls, or countertops. Sized at 3.5 x 10 inches, this compact sign works well in smaller spaces without overpowering your décor. A routed slot on the back allows for easy wall hanging, while flat edges let it stand securely on shelves, mantels, or tabletops. With multiple color options available, it’s easy to coordinate with your space or gift to a fellow wine lover. Ideal for kitchens, bar areas, or fun gift ideas, this wood sign adds humor wherever friends gather.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Color: Black-White/White-Black/Purple-White/Ivory-Black/Red-White/Sage-White/Turquoise-White/Walnut-White/Blue-White
• Material: Knotty Pine Wood
• Product Dimension: 3.5 x 10 inches
• Funny wine quote décor sign
• Rustic farmhouse-style finish
• Visible knots and grain texture
• Intentionally aged appearance
• Routed slot for wall hanging
• Flat edges for shelf display
• Fits kitchens, bars, living spaces
• Multiple color options available
• As the product is made from wood, expect knots, slight color variation, cracks, and small edge dents or chips.
• Knotty Pine Wood
• Other
• Imported

SlickBlue
1940 S Bayshore Lane Miami, FL 33133
support@slickblue.com

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WARNING: WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer or birth defects or other reproductive harm